Felling Patrio-thicc Shirt

Feelin’ Patriothicc Shirt

🍑🦅 Because freedom isn’t the only thing thicc around here.

Declare your independence and your curves with this unapologetically extra patriotic tee. Red, white, and built right, this shirt screams “USA!” louder than a bald eagle in a monster truck rally.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Eye-poppin’ red, white, and blue graphic that says you came for the fireworks and stayed for the flex.

• Featuring two skeleton hands throwing up rock-n-roll signs because your freedom’s got attitude.

• That heart-shaped peach? Oh yeah, she’s star-spangled and snack-certified.

Perfect For:

• Fourth of July BBQs, lake days, or shotgunning a seltzer with your cousin named Chad.

• Anyone who wants to show off their country and their cake.

• Wearing while yelling “’Murica!” from a floaty shaped like an eagle.

Warning: May cause excessive compliments, side-eye from jealous onlookers, and spontaneous line dancing.

So go ahead—slip it on, strut your stuff, and let everyone know you’re Feeling Patriothicc. 🍑🇺🇸